The Unabomber is Weird Al!
Whitey Bulger,
who is the brother of Umass Pres. Billy
Bulger, has been on the lamb for some time now. No one knows what
goes on in the Conte Polymer Science Center. My contention is that Whitey
is hiding out in there! My Roommate works
there. We don't know what he does there. I believe that he's building a
rec room for Whitey. And a final piece to the puzzle, one of my friends claims to have seen Whitey on campus. I
doubt she was lying merely to save herself from more of my ramblings, so
she must be telling the truth!